Tuesday, October 29, 2019

THE CACOPHANY OF CRICKETERS TURNED COMMENTATORS



When Sanjay Manjrekar condescendingly called  Ravindra Jadeja a bits-and-pieces player, and not an all rounder, he not just crossed the line of decency but also opened up a can of worms. He is a serial offender who creates and thrives on controversy. This observation was made while on official commentary in a match where the player in question was not even playing. Michael Vaughn, the ex- England captain rebuffed him and Sanjay too hit back and followed it by blocking him in his twitter handle. Clearly there are two matches being played – one among the cricketers and the other among the commentators.

Over the past decade or so, the down slide in the quality of cricket commentary and even in the subsequent coverage in newspapers has been a matter of grave concern. Ever since broadcasters and cricket boards have started the trend of hiring ex-cricketers the thrill of listening to commentary or reading about it is diminishing by leaps and bounds. Their communication skills clearly fall short of the desired standards. Forget using apt phrases for graphically explaining the situation on ground they even fumble for basic words and spend a great deal of air time reminiscing about their glorious era interspersed with hollow laughter and giggles. There is a fine line between those who have played the game of cricket and those who explain the game of cricket with love and passion. Unfortunately most of the cricketer- turned-commentators fail miserably when it comes to generating love and interest for watching the game of cricket.

They are no doubt experts of the game but more often than not they see the game through a prism of their own biases and an outdated thought process. The viewer is constantly treated to their pearls of wisdom as to where the slip fielder ought to have been positioned, why the long leg fielder is not positioned finer as in the good old days, why should the long off fielder be brought up, who should be bowling next, how should the batting order be changed and so on. In case the ball goes through the gap which they had predicted or a particular bowler gets hit for runs about whom they had suggested should be dropped then all hell breaks loose.

These days even a false shot by the batsman is immediately met with scorn and contempt by the ex-cricketer turned commentator. In a sermonizing tone he is admonished not to play such a shot – with the foot away from the pitch of the ball and the head in the wrong position as well. In yesteryears and excited voice full of energy would have said, “ well bowled sir… the ball beat both the intent of the batsman and the bat itself.”

The more you listen to such cynical commentary the more you start missing those professional master craftsmen of words and wit like Nevil Cardus, (lovingly called the Shakespeare of cricket) Christopher Martin Jenkins, Frank Keating, John Arlott,  Bobby Talyarkhan, Suresh Saraiya, Pearson Surita, Anant Setalvad, to name just a few. They could come with descriptive lucid phrases that were born from an innate love for the game. Their knowledge of cricket was never used as a knife to shred reputations but to enrich the game itself and they had a sense of humour and wit that could light up even a dreary test match. Their greatest asset was that they retained an almost school boyish enthusiasm and love for cricket at par with an ordinary cricket fan. The crucial difference between these two generations is that while for the present lot winning is everything for the professional men of words of the past enjoying the game of cricket was everything. When a batsman of great class and repute would be out cheaply a Nevil Cardus would be quick to point out something profound like  – “There ought to be some other means of reckoning quality in this best and loveliest of games; the scoreboard is an ass for we remember not the scores and the results in after years; it is the men who remain in our minds, in our imagination.”

With their unique skill and style which was full of wit, wordplay and scintillating observations the viewer, the listener or the reader as the case may be always could transport himself mentally within a touching distance of his favourite cricketers. Above all one ended up loving the game of cricket and the cricketers irrespective of who won or who lost, who scored or who didn’t. Not once have we ever heard a Suresh Saraiya or an Anant Setalvad berating the batsman for a false shot. In fact it is their magical words that made a Gavaskar or a Vishwanath, a Salim Durrani or an Eknath Solkar a larger than life hero. Their failures were more often than not attributed to the fickleness of lady luck or just the unpredictable nature of the game of cricket itself.

I am firmly of the opinion that ex-cricketers should be restricted to summing up the match after the game or during the breaks. They can also contribute immensely during the pre-match show. But taking over running commentary and ruining it with poor wordplay and wrongly constructed sentences is actually diminishing our love for the game itself because invariably it is mixed up with a pinch of cynicism and an overdose of technicalities.

The mellifluous rendition of the commentators of yesteryears was as soothing as the crackle of the fireplace spreading warmth and comfort or a gentle breeze that soothed our minds and made us love our cricket and our cricketers even more. A far cry from what these cricketers turned commentators have transformed the game too – a strategy to win a war and an arena where reputations are made and tarnished with nationalism creeping in through the back door. 

And cricket will be poorer for that.
                                     

  

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